Donald Trumped said,

"It’s gonna be a great show, the best show, you’re gonna love it. It’s gonna be tremendous, so beautiful, it’s true.

There will be so much locker room humor, unbelievable humor, but no fake stuff, no fake stuff and the press are banned.

I've got all the best jokes it’s true.

You gotta love this show, it’s gonna be huge, so huge.

This is an executive order - go buy a ticket now and together we can make Melksham Assembly Hall great again."

Supporting Donald Trumped is Mike Osman who will deliver his hysterical brand-new act crammed full of his latest impressions, such as Michael McIntyre, José Mourinho, Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Micky Flanagan and of course all the old favorites like the entire cast of Only Fools and Horses and Dad’s Army.

Tickets £15 from Melksham Assembly Hall (01225 709887) or online: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/532002